GW MASIH DOYAN CEWEK YOU KNOW !

Huaaaaah mata gw masih ngantuk,pinggang gw juga masih pegel-pegel.Ini kayaknya efek dari tidur yang kepagian.Yap gw baru bisa molor jam 5 subuh.Dahsyaaaat.

Dan sekarang gw berhasil bangkit dari tidur dengan 3 fakta,kelaperan,kegerahan,sama keausan.Liat jam dikamar ternyata udah jam 10 pagi,ada sms dari si Panji sama si Akbar yang bahas masalah pengulangan praktikum Jaringan Komputer Dasar.Mau bales smsnya jari gw kayaknya berat banget,jadi aja gw diemin.Gw nyalain kipas angin,terus lanjutin tidur lagi.Hal yang paling menyenangkan dari libur adalah hibernasi yang berkesinambungan dan berkepanjangan.

Jam 12 siang bolong akhirnya gw melek lagi,lumayaan segeran dikit badan gw,bales sms dari nida,terus onlen fb deh (kelakuan dasar yang gak sulit gw ilangin)

Gak seperti biasanya kali ini gw melayani chat demi chat dari temen-temen gw,lumayan ada temen ngobrol,biasanya cuma lewat wall aja,di chat juga dapet kabar gembira,kalo kabar gak asik itu cuma kerjaan iseng temennya,hidupku kembali cerah,awan-awan mendung pergi,matahari kembali tersenyum,burung-burung berkicau,ayam jago bertelor (Bentar ayam jago bisa bertelor emangnya?Well kuasa Tuhan gada yang tau)hahahahaha.

Gw iseng nyari lirik lagu Manchester United yang judulnya United Rule.Terus gw copy liriknya dan gw taro dinotes FB,gw tag kesemua pendukung MU di fb gw.Banyak juga yang nge like (iyalaah) hahaha.Terus ada salah satu fans MU cewek ngchat ke gw,bahasan materi kita yaa gak jauh tentang peluang MU jadi juara musim ini.She is United Angels,a true fans.

Udahan chat sama dia,gw chat ama si Fankie,biasalaaah ngomongin cewek gebetan doi yang (semakin) banyak.Dia ngasih link2 cewek dichat.Dia bilang "gebetan baru" gw gak mau kalah,gw kasih link gebetan gw dengan bilang "gebetan lama" dia bilang "gebetan lw kagak ganti-ganti,tai amat" gw bilang dengan santai "ini namanya setia" Mhahahhaha.

Sambil chat sama si Fankie,ada chat masuk dari si Ujang (nama disamarkan) well ini temen SD gw dulu (seinget gw) nih dibawah ini gw jabarin chatnya.

Ujang : Hai.
Gue ganteng : Yooo
Ujang : Apa kabar lu?
Gue ganteng : Baeeek,lu gimana?
Ujang : Baek kok,emang lw masih inget siapa gw?
Gue ganteng : Kagak,ini Ujang mana yaaa,hehehe soriii.
Ujang : Dasar iih,gw temen SD lw dulu taooo,inget gax?
Gue ganteng : Yang mana yaaa?
Ujang : Yang gemuk,sexy,dan hot.
Gue ganteng : Waks! lw cewek?
Ujang : Cuouo buu..
Gue ganteng : Ooooh hahaha.
Ujang : Sibuk apa bay?

Gak gw bales chat dia..Selang 15 menit dia chat lagi (secara brutal)

Ujang : Halo
Ujang : Bay,
Ujang : Lw tidur ya bu?
Ujang : Bay,
Ujang : Sombong nih sekarang mah.

FYI : Gw paling gak suka dibilang sombong,jadi gw bales chat dia.

Gue jantan : Eiy jang,sori gw tadi lagi makan
Ujang : Ooooh kenyang gak bu?
Gue jantan : Alhamdulillah kenyang pak.
Ujang : Kok pak?
Gue jantan : Abis lw manggil gw "bu" daritadi.
Ujang : ich itu maksudnya panggilan doang baay.
Gue jantan : Ooh.Haha
Ujang : Lw kuliah dimana bay?
Gue jantan : Dikampus jang.
Ujang : Gw juga tau itumah bu,maksudnya dikampus mana?
Gue jantan : Dikampus Depok pak.
Ujang : Iyaa namanya apaaa,ich gemes deh lama-lama.
Gue jantan : Hah? *mencium gelagat gak normal*
Ujang : Nama kampusnya apa bu?
Gue jantan : Gunadarma. *Mulai bales seadanya*
Ujang : Gunadarma mana?
Gue jantan : Purwakarta *mencoba bohong*
Ujang : Jangan bo'ong ah,Gundar depok kan? *gagal berbohong*
Gue jantan : Hehe.Iyaa. *tertawa garing*
Ujang : Uch dasar nii,gemes deh jadinya.
Gue jantan : Hah?! *mencoba berontak*
Ujang : Hehehe.Eh lw kok makin kurusan ya bay?
Gue jantan : Tapi makin ganteng. *mencoba membela diri*
Ujang : Iyaa sich,makin ganteng ko,jadi gemes. *semakin gak wajar*

Karna pembicaraan semakin menjurus ketahap yang gak wajar,gw gak bales lagi chatnya.Gw lanjutin chat sama si Arif yang lagi mau upload video perform KJ sabtu kemaren di Mc.D.Tapi Tuhan sepertinya berkehendak lain,si Ujang chat lagi dengan brutalnya.

Ujang : Bayuuuuu.
Ujang : Ih parah siaah gak dibales.
Ujang : Tenang aja atuh iiihhh.
Ujang : Kenapa sih,gak mau bukan ngobrol ama temen lama?!

Okeeee,okeeee gw terganggu dengan itu,dan gw bales juga chat dia dengan baca Basmallah.

Gue normal : Iya jang,gw abis nerima telpon tadi.
Ujang abnormal : Dari siapa?Cewek lo?
Gue normal : Bukan kok,dari temen gw,cowok. *Berkelit*
Ujang abnormal : oooh syukurlah kalo gitu *menandakan gw salah bo'ong tadi*
Gue normal : Maksudnya?
Ujang abnormal : Eh cewek lw anak mana bay?Gunadarma juga?
Gue normal : Kagak jang,gw masih single.Masih cari-cari aja nih.
Ujang abnormal : Waah masih ada kesempatan dong berarti?Gak usah nyari bay,ini udah ada.
Gue normal : Mana jang?
Ujang abnormal : Ini yang lagi chat ama lw.hehe.
Gue normal : Hah?siapa?Elo?
Ujang abnormal : Yaa siapa lagi?Hehehe.

Gw gak bales lagi,langsung gw apus tuh fb ujang,gw block,dan gw off dari fb.

Anjroootttt gw kagak nyangka dia jadi kayak gitu,gw jarang disukain cewek,sekalinya disukain ama makhluk setengah cewek.Perasaan gw gak pernah naro pengumuman kalo gw bakalan jadi bisexual deh.Dear ujang,gw orang yang gak pernah ngeblock,atau ngapus fb orang,tapi karna lw menawarkan sesuatu yang gw anggap itu adalah "jalan singkat menuju neraka" mau gak mau lw gw block,hehehe.Senang sempat 1 SD dengan orang yang unik seperti anda.

Okelaaah segitu dulu yaa guys,oiya 1 tips dari gw nih,kalo ada temen fb lw yang 1 kelamin ngajakkin jadian,mendingan lw block atau lw remove aja.hahahaha.

Lagi manggung,mau difoto,dan kelilipan.

Salam Cihuy.

(Hatiku gembira riang tak terkira,Hahahaha)

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BEAUTIFUL !

Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you

I'm just so fuckin' depressed I just can seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up But I need that spark to get psyched back up
In order for me to pick the mic back up I don't know how I pry away
And I ended up in this position I'm in I starting to feel distant again
So I decided just to pick this pen
Up and tried to make an attempt to vent
But I just can't admit Or come to grips, with the fact that I may be done with rap
I need a new outlet I know some shits so hard to swallow
And I just can't sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow
But I know one fact I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But you have to walk a thousand miles

[Chorus:]
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other's mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each other's eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh
They can all get fucked.
Just stay true to you so
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
Oh they can all get fucked. Just stay true to you

I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything is so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room
Just as soon as I walk in
It's like all eyes on me
So I try to avoid any eye contact
'cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation
Like I want that... I'm not looking for extra attention
I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom I don't need no fucking man servant
Trying to follow me around, and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of them ain't even funny like
Ah Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes
And you don't have to walk no thousand miles

[Chorus]

But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
Oh They can all get fucked.
Just stay true to you so
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
Oh They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so

Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands we're dealt
We have to take these cards ourselves
And flip them, don't expect no help
Now I could have either just
Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
But take this situation in which I'm placed in
And get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid
To wait by the door and pack his bags
Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed
For a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in
Every single place
Every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid
Aunt Edna always told me
Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there
Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this
Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old
I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't trying to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
'cause where you see it from where you're sitting
Is probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile
In each other's shoes, at least
What size you where? I wear tens
Let's see if you can fit your feet

[Chorus]

Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone... so
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through oh
Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you
so oh oh

Yea... To my babies. Stay strong.
Daddy will be home soon
And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes
That fit you, so put em on and wear em
And be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny,
Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful